Nice, tasteful and covered in Penguins.
Not Knitted, as far as I can tell, but it gets a special mention for hokey and slightly retarded.
Penguins eternally trudging...err...waddling round and round on your chest
How do I summarize this one.
Understated Penguiny goodness in tasteful complimentary colors which flatter the Penguins waddling form.