(Secretly, I like this sweater. Cows rock.)
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Real Estate Hell
If you wear this sweater and sell houses, you should bury yourself head first in the ground for the sake of humanity.
Monday, November 13, 2006
Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Duh.
Somewhere out there there is a Grandma who knows no level of humiliation. What was she thinking?
Thursday, November 09, 2006
More Pussy!
Kinda looks like the cats have cupcakes on their head, don't it?
The brown kitty is king fu fightin'.
This is your cat on catnip.
Ecretlysay, Iway indakay ikelay isthay eatersway.
This is for sale on Ebay with a start price of $45. Huh.
Four Balls!
One day when chihuahua's overtake carbon-based life forms, we will know the rebellion started with tiny sweaters.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
Lance Armstrong Ain't Got Nothing On This One
Secretly, I like this sweater, It looks like an illustration from some children's picture book. " Oliver, Jane and Tom hopped on their bike after taking a hit from the crack pipe and rode past Old Man Jenkin's house. Jenkins, suffering from Dreaded Sperm Buildup and Lotsa EarHair, then sprayed them with his garden hose shouting, " You Meddlesome Kids! Get off my lawn! You make me long for the days of those dope smokin' hippies!"
Oliver and Tom murdered Old Man Jenkins that night. Jane supplied the bleach and tarps."
Holy Cow!
I'm a fan of cows, probably more than most reasonably sane people, but there is a reason why cow motifs have never caught on in the fashion world. It's udderly horrible.
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