Sunday, November 05, 2006

Lance Armstrong Ain't Got Nothing On This One

Secretly, I like this sweater, It looks like an illustration from some children's picture book. " Oliver, Jane and Tom hopped on their bike after taking a hit from the crack pipe and rode past Old Man Jenkin's house. Jenkins, suffering from Dreaded Sperm Buildup and Lotsa EarHair, then sprayed them with his garden hose shouting, " You Meddlesome Kids! Get off my lawn! You make me long for the days of those dope smokin' hippies!"

Oliver and Tom murdered Old Man Jenkins that night. Jane supplied the bleach and tarps."

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