Saturday, November 29, 2008



Let's hang giant sized gingerbread men and christmas trees around the neck.

This is kinda cute in an L.L.Bean waspy kinda way, yet would flatter exactly one person on the planets figure and she won't wear it.


Saturday, November 15, 2008

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Happy Election Day!




Wearing this outfit would probably get you stoned to death in Saudi Arabia.

Wearing it here in the States means you are stoned.

Viva La Freedom!

Monday, November 03, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your engines!


Ugly Christmas Sweater Season has started!
I will aspire to post a new fugtastic Holiday Themed sweater on a bi-weekly basis.




Now, onto this gem of a sweater.
Candy Canes and a peeking snowman on the shell are adorable. It is the Neon Green that concerns me.

Thursday, October 30, 2008




The Gay and Lesbian Poncho-sweater set is particularly adorable.



To the untrained eye, this is just another cute sweater someone's Grandma knit for a wee one. For the rest of us, it is a house shooting a pine tree up at a hovering alien elk that is about to attack the planet.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

It's that time of year again



Individually, each section isn't bad. Together, it is a Class Five Train Wreck.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Nice Rack

Wow! I coulda had a V8 ( or something.)

If you are knitting a tomato juice motif sweater, you just may have either too much time on your hands or too much vodka in your juice.


Wednesday, January 23, 2008

What, exactly, are these kids doing?




The sweaters are timeless. The kids are adorable. The poses look like the kid in the middle is about to get a pile drive from either side. Either that or the outside two are 'showing their guns'.

Eyechart Sweater of the Damned.



This is such an oversized alphabet and in the form of a sweater. Wall hanging or blanket; sure. Sweater, not so much.

Friday, October 26, 2007

The real reason that girl's don't like dinosaurs.

I have been having alot of computer issues for the last few months. I hope to be up and running with a new hard drive.