That's a big Pickle.

Good news

I just started a job at the Salvation Army, where Fug Sweaters are sent. So, I am anticipating alot more sweater pictures directly from the exciting and seductive backworld of the processing station in the future!

What a Cock!

Blue Balls, indeed.

(found via http://myworld.ebay.com/myleisureart/ )

Barretta's sweater

Pants are not needed for this show stoppingly interesting sweater.

Sunny with a Chance of Fugliness.

Summer is upon us here in the Mitten State, that means Fugly Sweater Season is mostly over.

I have managed to score a few pickin's for your Dining and Snarky pleasure, so with out further adieu....

This vintagey Cowichan Sweater proves that no male figure skater is hetero. ( They look like they are about to do a massive HI FIVE to each other, don't they?)

Here is either a Crown & Heart/ Key motif sweater or Rail Road Crossings & hand grenades filled with confetti kinda sweater. It also could have some kind of retarded tarantula motif going on as well, who the hell knows! It looks odd on so many levels and is considered vintage by the ebay seller. What do you want to be this sucker has never been worn ever?

Ooooodles of Pooodles!

Good God, Man! I can hear the YIPPPPP YIPPPPY

already!

Octomom's Sweater!

It looks like a Vagina to me.

WTFug

Sweater Haggis

I can hear the pipes bleating like a sheep that has been run over by a tank.

The castle picture on the back is slightly more awesome.

The Rainbow is on Acid. More at 11 with Gay Pandas!

This last one is hypnotic in a very bad way.

Get Your Pride On!

Penguin Palooza!

Nice, tasteful and covered in Penguins.

Not Knitted, as far as I can tell, but it gets a special mention for hokey and slightly retarded.

Penguins eternally trudging...err...waddling round and round on your chest

. I like it in a pyschotic way.

How do I summarize this one.

Wait.

One word.

Gay!

Understated Penguiny goodness in tasteful complimentary colors which flatter the Penguins waddling form.

A++++++.

Do-Si-Duh

This is retro Chic and Gramma-gone- Retarded at it's finest. Nicely done and I bet it itches like hell.

THUPER BOWL THUNDAY!!

It kinda looks a little sparse out on the feild, like some kinda GrecoRoman Wrestling is going on midfeild or something.

Shooting out Reems of Christmas Ugliness just for your dining and dancing pleasure.

I love this reindeer one so much!

Threefer.

My new Favorite sweater!

Santa with Tassles!

Slices of Sweater Heck.

Pussy Galore!

I don't know what is more disturbing: cats doing a pyramid formation or the fact their eyes are soulless.

Balls!

The jokes about testicles would be endless with this sweater.