The 4th Knitter of the Apocalypse

That's a big Pickle.

2010-05-29T07:21:00.000-04:00

Good news

2009-09-09T08:08:00.002-04:00

I just started a job at the Salvation Army, where Fug Sweaters are sent. So, I am anticipating alot more sweater pictures directly from the exciting and seductive backworld of the processing station in the future!

What a Cock!

2009-08-06T10:46:00.000-04:00

Blue Balls, indeed.

2009-07-29T09:08:00.003-04:00

(found via http://myworld.ebay.com/myleisureart/ )

Barretta's sweater

2009-06-18T22:46:00.003-04:00

Pants are not needed for this show stoppingly interesting sweater.

Sunny with a Chance of Fugliness.

2009-06-12T18:54:00.005-04:00

Summer is upon us here in the Mitten State, that means Fugly Sweater Season is mostly over.

I have managed to score a few pickin's for your Dining and Snarky pleasure, so with out further adieu....

This vintagey Cowichan Sweater proves that no male figure skater is hetero. ( They look like they are about to do a massive HI FIVE to each other, don't they?)

Here is either a Crown & Heart/ Key motif sweater or Rail Road Crossings & hand grenades filled with confetti kinda sweater. It also could have some kind of retarded tarantula motif going on as well, who the hell knows! It looks odd on so many levels and is considered vintage by the ebay seller. What do you want to be this sucker has never been worn ever?

Ooooodles of Pooodles!

Good God, Man! I can hear the YIPPPPP YIPPPPY

already!

Octomom's Sweater!

2009-06-03T07:36:00.002-04:00

It looks like a Vagina to me.

WTFug

2009-02-25T18:21:00.003-05:00

Sweater Haggis

2009-02-25T18:16:00.001-05:00

I can hear the pipes bleating like a sheep that has been run over by a tank.

The castle picture on the back is slightly more awesome.

The Rainbow is on Acid. More at 11 with Gay Pandas!

2009-02-22T08:57:00.001-05:00

This last one is hypnotic in a very bad way.

Get Your Pride On!

2009-02-22T08:51:00.002-05:00

Penguin Palooza!

2009-02-06T11:25:00.002-05:00

Nice, tasteful and covered in Penguins.

Not Knitted, as far as I can tell, but it gets a special mention for hokey and slightly retarded.

Penguins eternally trudging...err...waddling round and round on your chest

. I like it in a pyschotic way.

How do I summarize this one.

Wait.

One word.

Gay!

Understated Penguiny goodness in tasteful complimentary colors which flatter the Penguins waddling form.

A++++++.

Do-Si-Duh

2009-02-01T11:39:00.001-05:00

This is retro Chic and Gramma-gone- Retarded at it's finest. Nicely done and I bet it itches like hell.

THUPER BOWL THUNDAY!!

2009-02-01T11:37:00.001-05:00

It kinda looks a little sparse out on the feild, like some kinda GrecoRoman Wrestling is going on midfeild or something.

Shooting out Reems of Christmas Ugliness just for your dining and dancing pleasure.

2008-12-23T12:05:00.001-05:00

I love this reindeer one so much!

Threefer.

2008-12-11T09:39:00.000-05:00

My new Favorite sweater!

2008-12-08T16:52:00.000-05:00

Santa with Tassles!

Slices of Sweater Heck.

2008-12-08T16:44:00.003-05:00

Pussy Galore!

2008-12-04T13:50:00.002-05:00

I don't know what is more disturbing: cats doing a pyramid formation or the fact their eyes are soulless.

Balls!

2008-12-01T12:14:00.001-05:00

The jokes about testicles would be endless with this sweater.

2008-12-01T09:48:00.001-05:00

What could be better than a sweater that makes your beer belly look like a Christmas present?

2008-11-29T12:33:00.002-05:00

It looks like Fourth of July fireworks captured in wooly glory.

2008-11-29T12:29:00.002-05:00

Let's hang giant sized gingerbread men and christmas trees around the neck.

This is kinda cute in an L.L.Bean waspy kinda way, yet would flatter exactly one person on the planets figure and she won't wear it.

2008-11-29T12:28:00.000-05:00

2008-11-15T11:55:00.000-05:00

Happy Election Day!

2008-11-04T15:46:00.001-05:00

Wearing this outfit would probably get you stoned to death in Saudi Arabia.

Wearing it here in the States means you are stoned.

Viva La Freedom!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your engines!

2008-11-03T10:22:00.003-05:00

Ugly Christmas Sweater Season has started!

I will aspire to post a new fugtastic Holiday Themed sweater on a bi-weekly basis.

Now, onto this gem of a sweater.

Candy Canes and a peeking snowman on the shell are adorable. It is the Neon Green that concerns me.

2008-10-30T09:48:00.000-04:00

The Gay and Lesbian Poncho-sweater set is particularly adorable.

2008-10-30T09:41:00.005-04:00

To the untrained eye, this is just another cute sweater someone's Grandma knit for a wee one. For the rest of us, it is a house shooting a pine tree up at a hovering alien elk that is about to attack the planet.

It's that time of year again

2008-09-16T09:04:00.002-04:00

Individually, each section isn't bad. Together, it is a Class Five Train Wreck.

Nice Rack

2008-02-14T07:31:00.000-05:00

Wow! I coulda had a V8 ( or something.)

2008-02-14T07:25:00.003-05:00

If you are knitting a tomato juice motif sweater, you just may have either too much time on your hands or too much vodka in your juice.

Moosie Madness!

2008-02-12T10:21:00.000-05:00

Everyone was invited!

2008-01-28T11:55:00.000-05:00

What, exactly, are these kids doing?

2008-01-23T12:18:00.000-05:00

The sweaters are timeless. The kids are adorable. The poses look like the kid in the middle is about to get a pile drive from either side. Either that or the outside two are 'showing their guns'.

Eyechart Sweater of the Damned.

2008-01-23T12:14:00.000-05:00

This is such an oversized alphabet and in the form of a sweater. Wall hanging or blanket; sure. Sweater, not so much.

Put Ralph Lauren on anything and it gets bid on.

2008-01-22T10:14:00.000-05:00

What this doesn't show is the fox or rabbit running scared. Too bad. It would be nice to see a touch of realism to woolen wear, just once.

If you wear this, you need to up your meds.

2008-01-22T10:09:00.001-05:00

Anno's Counting Book Sweater!

2008-01-22T10:02:00.000-05:00

It's a split!

2008-01-22T09:53:00.001-05:00

The real reason that girl's don't like dinosaurs.

2007-10-26T07:05:00.000-04:00

2007-10-26T06:56:00.001-04:00

I have been having alot of computer issues for the last few months. I hope to be up and running with a new hard drive.

We're so GAY!

2007-05-20T08:38:00.000-04:00

It's Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore Wannabe's! Makes you wish you could send Paris Hilton back in time to mess with their squeaky clean image, no?

Beef. It's what your wife knit fer ya!

2006-11-30T10:16:00.000-05:00

(Secretly, I like this sweater. Cows rock.)

Gran's off her medication...again.

2006-11-30T10:10:00.000-05:00

Duck Season! BLAM!**

2006-11-30T10:05:00.000-05:00

I double dog dare you to wear this during duck season.

Real Estate Hell

2006-11-30T10:02:00.000-05:00

If you wear this sweater and sell houses, you should bury yourself head first in the ground for the sake of humanity.

2006-11-30T09:57:00.000-05:00

Moments before "The Agony of Defeat" guy, he was immortalized in a sweater. By Ralph Lauren, no less.

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Duh.

2006-11-13T15:05:00.000-05:00

Somewhere out there there is a Grandma who knows no level of humiliation. What was she thinking?

More Pussy!

2006-11-09T19:04:00.000-05:00

Kinda looks like the cats have cupcakes on their head, don't it?

The brown kitty is king fu fightin'.

This is your cat on catnip.

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This is for sale on Ebay with a start price of $45. Huh.

Dogzilla!

2006-11-09T18:57:00.000-05:00

This is simply awesome! I found it at PetFansclub.com. RAARRRRRRRHHHH!

Four Balls!

2006-11-09T18:54:00.000-05:00

One day when chihuahua's overtake carbon-based life forms, we will know the rebellion started with tiny sweaters.

Senor Chihuahua is not amused.

2006-11-09T18:42:00.000-05:00

Senor Chihuahua is not amused.

Poochie Abuse

2006-11-09T18:27:00.000-05:00

The Official Spinster Sweater

2006-11-09T18:24:00.000-05:00

Juan Valdez? Is dat you?

2006-11-09T18:18:00.000-05:00

Lance Armstrong Ain't Got Nothing On This One

2006-11-05T08:08:00.000-05:00

Secretly, I like this sweater, It looks like an illustration from some children's picture book. " Oliver, Jane and Tom hopped on their bike after taking a hit from the crack pipe and rode past Old Man Jenkin's house. Jenkins, suffering from Dreaded Sperm Buildup and Lotsa EarHair, then sprayed them with his garden hose shouting, " You Meddlesome Kids! Get off my lawn! You make me long for the days of those dope smokin' hippies!"

Oliver and Tom murdered Old Man Jenkins that night. Jane supplied the bleach and tarps."

Holy Cow!

2006-11-05T08:07:00.000-05:00

I'm a fan of cows, probably more than most reasonably sane people, but there is a reason why cow motifs have never caught on in the fashion world. It's udderly horrible.

That's a whole lotta pussy.

2006-11-05T08:06:00.001-05:00

More Halloween Disasters.

2006-11-05T08:00:00.000-05:00

Terry Schiavo's sweater

2006-11-05T07:57:00.000-05:00

One ticket, window seat, please.

That's one big pussy.

2006-11-05T07:54:00.000-05:00

Vampire Kitty Sweater!

The many faces of Jack O' Lantern

2006-10-21T14:08:00.000-04:00

If someone you know was severely drunk, or schizophrenic, this sweater might actually be fun to wear in front of them.

Those pumpkins are talkin' to me, mannnnn! Make 'em stop!

Highway Safety Sweater from Hell.

2006-10-21T14:05:00.000-04:00

It's official. I'm blind.

I'll get you my pretty!

2006-10-21T14:03:00.000-04:00

2006-10-21T13:58:00.000-04:00

I'm not sure if presents should be set underneath this sweater or if it should have a bunch of cats thrown at it just for grins.

Robbery Spree Extravaganza!

2006-10-07T08:06:00.000-04:00

When this family isn't robbing 7-11's, they are extra's in any horror movie in Hollywood.

Cruella DeVille

2006-10-05T08:50:00.000-04:00

Some of the puppies didn't make it.

North Dakota need not apply

2006-10-01T09:48:00.000-04:00

What better way to show your are a red blooded American to a toddler than stuffing them in a knit sweater with a flag on it. A flag with only ten stars. I feel these represent the ten finalists in the Miss American Pageant : New York, California, Texas, Florida and then six wild cards out of pure pity.

RAH RAH! Sis Boom WTF !

2006-10-01T09:38:00.000-04:00

The only thing that could make this sweater better is that if the cheerleaders on the bottom row were topless (ok, and bottomless, too) and this is coming from a commited heterosexual female.

There is some freaky sexual overtones in this sweater between the open legged hussies flaunting their pom poms to the twin megaphones that look like they should be on the front of Madonna, if you know what I mean ( and I think you do.) or they could be beer steins. Really given this day and age, it's probably a signal for butt sex to kids these days.

Rorschak in knitwear.

2006-10-01T09:29:00.000-04:00

The thing in the center is suppose to be an animal. The desciption by some yahoo on Ebay said it was an alligator. Obviously, this guy has never seen The Crocodile Hunter, unless it is a croc doing a front leg stand of some sort.

I would like to think that the reddish detail around the circle is writing, much like Lord of the Rings, where it gives a clue to some treasure somewhere. Only there are Flying Monkey's to get passed and then some biker gang protecting a meth lab.

19th hole, indeed.

2006-10-01T09:19:00.000-04:00

I'm really torn on this sweater. It is kitschy enough to be amusing, yet it borderlines on the knitter saying to the giftee " I hate the fact that you spend more time on a golf course than mowing the yard or getting to know my grand children."

Halloween from Dante's 9th Circle

2006-09-28T11:28:00.000-04:00

I am pretty sure that if you wore this sweater on the 31st of October and only this sweater ( no pants or skirt at all) no one would notice. They would be blinded by all the jack o lanterns.

Picking up the torch

2006-09-26T16:21:00.000-04:00

You Knit What? blog is no longer. I thought I would pick up the torch of posting really hideous knits that some deranged knitters out there have conceived, labored and given birth too. Giving reasons of just why there need to be some laws

I found this sweater on Ebay, surprisingly, there are no bids on it. It looks like Rainbow Brite and some LSD got it on for the creation of this monstrosity.

The 4th Knitter of the Apocalypse

That's a big Pickle.

Good news

What a Cock!

Blue Balls, indeed.

Barretta's sweater

Sunny with a Chance of Fugliness.

Octomom's Sweater!

WTFug

Sweater Haggis

The Rainbow is on Acid. More at 11 with Gay Pandas!

Get Your Pride On!

Penguin Palooza!

Do-Si-Duh

THUPER BOWL THUNDAY!!

Shooting out Reems of Christmas Ugliness just for your dining and dancing pleasure.

Threefer.

My new Favorite sweater!

Slices of Sweater Heck.

Pussy Galore!

Balls!

Happy Election Day!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your engines!

It's that time of year again

Nice Rack

Wow! I coulda had a V8 ( or something.)

Moosie Madness!

Everyone was invited!

What, exactly, are these kids doing?

Eyechart Sweater of the Damned.

Put Ralph Lauren on anything and it gets bid on.

If you wear this, you need to up your meds.

Anno's Counting Book Sweater!

It's a split!

The real reason that girl's don't like dinosaurs.

We're so GAY!

Beef. It's what your wife knit fer ya!

Gran's off her medication...again.

Duck Season! ****BLAM!******

Real Estate Hell

Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Duh.

More Pussy!

Dogzilla!

Four Balls!

Senor Chihuahua is not amused.

Poochie Abuse

The Official Spinster Sweater

Juan Valdez? Is dat you?

Lance Armstrong Ain't Got Nothing On This One

Holy Cow!

That's a whole lotta pussy.

More Halloween Disasters.

Terry Schiavo's sweater

That's one big pussy.

The many faces of Jack O' Lantern

Highway Safety Sweater from Hell.

I'll get you my pretty!

Robbery Spree Extravaganza!

Cruella DeVille

North Dakota need not apply

RAH RAH! Sis Boom WTF !

Rorschak in knitwear.

19th hole, indeed.

Halloween from Dante's 9th Circle

Picking up the torch

Duck Season! BLAM!**